Today While Subbing...

‎8th Grade girl: "I might have to leave class a few minutes early because I have stitches in my foot."
Me: "Uh, ok...Why do you have stitches in your foot?"
Girl: "I cut my foot on a table."
Me: "Where were you when you cut your foot on a table?"
Girl: "At home."
Me: "How did you cut your foot on a table at home?"
Girl: "I was running"
Me: "Why were you running in your house?"
Girl: "I was running from my brother"
Me: "Older brother or younger brother?"
Girl: "Older"
Me: "How old is he?"
Girl: "16"
Me: "Why was he chasing you?"
Girl: "Because he wanted my candy."